Why can't I hear anything?

I've been taking some advanced math, you know theoretical stuff. Here's what I've learned recently.

Kaiser Chiefs = ((Eggstone+1)attitude) - romantic notions REMOVED

I don't know, the teacher said that no one was able to disprove it as of yet...anyone? I guess that formula justifies why I like them.

Also, in my cooking class I found this new recipe.

The Bravery

1 cup of the Cure
1 cup of U2
2 cups of milk
1 egg

In a small bowl, blend the Cure and U2 together until smooth. Sift the mixture until most of the originality is removed. Blend egg and milk into sifted mixture. Pour into muffin tin and bake at 250 for 37.4 minutes. Makes 11 muffins.

I haven't tried it yet. I'm a little reluctant because I'm not sure if they're talking old U2 or new U2. If it's new, I'm afraid that sifting out the originality will leave just the Cure. It must be old U2.

It's not that I don't like the disc, it's just that once you get to track 7 (Public Service Announcement) you feel like you've heard it all before. Twice.

And man, is Public Service Announcement the worst song on there or what? The lyrics are just horrible. I'm coming down to hard on them, aren't I? Really, it's not a bad disc, it's just that it's not extremely original either. And could they add any more effects to his voice? Okay, so I never would have bought it. Getting promos sure is nice, isn't it?

I'm stingy with words
All binge, no purge
You put the broke in broken hearted
You put the art in retarded

Before you put the broke in broken hearted was it just en hearted? And really, unless I'm retarded...where's the an art in there? Maybe they put the re in retarded.

Maybe I should just shut up.